Come on... let's go...
We can't cross when it's the red light, Dad.
We must follow the rules.
It's just a guide, you don't have to follow it
Only fools follow the rules blindly
We must be flexible
See... no cars, no police means go!
Let's go, there's no need to be afraid.
Come on...
I give up...
Come on! Don't worry...
Don't move!
Sorry... sorry... sorry...
Hey stop!
Come down. Come down now!
Romeo 1 calling for HQ... we caught the suspect
This is a story about two public servants
Not these two, of course...
I didn't allow you to travel by taxi to buy the paint
You even picked up your daughter!
It was along +Q465 the way, anyway...
One of them, is Lim Teng Zui
Singapore is along the way to China too!
If I allow you to claim, Finance will question me
How am I supposed to answer them?
Look, the lights on the signboard are out
What are you going to do about it?
Look for a contractor...
Look for a contractor?
I'm asking you to look into it!
You think I can't look for a contractor myself?
You need 3 quotes to engage a contractor
It's a waste of money
Please... It's not your money
Yep!
Are you going to do it?
Of course we'd do it. But...
The wiring is very complicated
Just don't blame us for any mishaps
Hey...
What now?
Just try your luck.
Just do it! Let's do it!
Darn... told you that's the wrong wire!
I told you to get a contractor!
What a disgrace to our department...
This is the other protagonist
Lim Teng Zui's boss
Ms. Tanya Chew
And this is Tanya's boss and WAS' CEO
A group of high-ranking officials from China
will be making an official visit to WAS
And Minister Seetoh is accompanying them
So everyone must make sure that WAS...
...is in good order for this visit, understand?
Remember the three I's?
Innovation, Initiative and... Interesting
Important meeting
Quick, gather around for the meeting...
Oh my goodness! It's a rubbish dump here
This is an office!
Minister and China delegates...
...will be visiting us very soon...
...Play your part and do the department proud
I want all these to be completely cleared out
So guys, move all these away
No problem, we'll call the contractor
Ya... Contractor...
So I pay the contractor your salary?
What a lousy joke...
Sorry, it's already 5 p.m.
Nope, I want it done by today
Remember my 5 E's?
"Efficiency"
"Effectiveness"
"Expressiveness"
"Enthusiasm"
"Excellence"...
"Efficiency"
Hey guys, move it, you can do it!
Come on Bamboo...
Move it, everybody!
Come on guys!
We'll have to work overtime tonight
No air-con, no work!
I think there's a "No air-con, no work" rule...
Don't stop, I will settle it
Bee Hua, supervise.
Yes, Miss Chew
Don't stop, I will settle it
Bee Hua, supervise.
Come on people, come on, you can do it.
Remember my 4 B's?
"Bang jio" (pass urine)
"Bang sai" (pass motion)
"Bang pui" (fart)...
"Bang gang" (Off Duty)!
Where's Uncle Tiong?
It is 4.59 p.m.
So?
Aiya... one more minute
OK, very simple
I need the air-con to be switched on
My staff are still working
No, you have to write in.
Write in?
Yes... it takes three working days to process
OK... So... Can I borrow a fan?
Yes, you'd also have to write in
But it's faster. It'd only take two working days
Write in to whom?
You can email to me, cc my boss,
HR, Finance & Estate departments and the CEO
All these just to get a fan or switch on the air-con?
Yes, everything must be in black and white.
What to do? The department is cutting cost
So can I go now? It's already 5.01 p.m.
My hubby is waiting for me
Tanya is a so-called elite
Those high-brow scholars who are
capable but have low EQ
Efficiency comes before interpersonal relations
Everything must be in black & white
Turning the office into war zone
Discussing simple issues over emails
Cc here cc there
instead of discussing it face-to-face
Everything must be documented to protect oneself
Otherwise, when things go awry
there's no proof to substantiate claims, so...
CC means Cover Ca-chng (backside)
BCC means Better Cover Ca-chng (backside)
Lady, come, join us. Sit with us.
What would you like to drink?
Coffee
Black? Or white?
Black and white
Black coffee with white creamer
The taste is fantastic
I survived late nights when I was studying
thanks to this drink
No wonder scholars like black & white
Sometimes black & white are very effective
Some black & white cannot be taken literally
How can one tell?
Through experience and observation
most importantly, one has to feel it
Right!
No use apologizing after you'd offend someone
This is not a school
In the public service
some laws are unwritten
They seem non-existent
but they can be potentially devastating
If you cross the line accidentally
you may die not knowing what had hit you
Good girl...
Mr. Lee, your daughter is very talented
But she really needs a piano at home to practice
Can you lend me some money?
I've to pay my daughter's fees
Of course! What are brothers for?
Thank you
Zui, why send her for so many courses?
These courses are important.
They are life skills
Not like the stupid courses we attend
It's midnight!
3, 2, 1...
Pay day!
How much do you need?
- $300 -OK!
This is my favorite day of the month...
Here you go, $300
Thank you
This TV screen is so flat,
does it work?
Give me a break, Ma...
I'm late for a function
This costs one or two thousand dollars?
Madam, this cost six thousand!
Hey! Mind your own business.
How much longer do you need? I'm in a hurry
Sorry, Miss... Right away!
Six thousand?! So expensive?
Is this a special TV?
Daughter, spend money wisely
Here... your allowance for the month
and... Brother's kids are looking for you
You better get going...
I know... I'll bring you the soup later
- ...what do you want to eat? -Ma, go back...
We can buy all the ingredients here...
DIY steamboat is cheaper
You need to exercise, hurry up
- You like this? -Yes, you like this?
Yes
All right!
Here, Girl...
Uncle Blackjack will buy you abalone
Is this abalone?
Let me see... this type is tasteless
We call this pirated abalone'
Hey! What pirated abalone'?
Vegetarian ones...
Don't teach her nonsense
Pirated...
My bad...
Girl, Uncle Blackjack will buy you...
genuine abalone if I strike lottery
When Mum left me five years ago,
you told me the same lie
Don't treat me like a five-year-old
What to do? I was unlucky
They said the economy is very good
But, our pay is still the same
Maybe they fail math
I heard we'll get a pay raise this year
Daddy will buy you piano and abalone then
- Thank you, Daddy! -Good girl!
The public service would go all out
...to prepare for a VIP visit
Departments usually with no budget
have sudden windfalls
Don't question this law'
Anyway laws are made to be broken
That's why it gets on everyone's nerves
Management's guideline for VIP visit
is very simple
Hide those you can't show
Throw those you can't hide
Those can't throw and can't hide...
Put them outside temporarily
And this is how Zui got into deep shit
What are all these things doing here?
Can't you clear them?
How can you leave them here?
Are you all out of your mind?
But the store room is full
My God...
what are all these things doing here?
We just moved them out from the office, I...
Boss... these things are a bit of an eyesore
We must hide it from the Minister...
Put them in the store room
We ran out of storage space
Boss! Boss!
In the office of the Civil sector,
Bootlickers are public enemies
They create trouble for everyone
...Why don't you make a board to cover everything?
...except themselves
...Hide it from Minister's sight
But Management loves these bootlickers
They could steal the bootlickers' ideas...
and execute it
and the people below get executed
Damn! I have to do everything myself!
What kind of friends are you?
Shit!
What are you doing here?
This is the reserved lot!
You can put your things in that corner
Can you remove all these now?
It's cooler here, give me a chance
I'd have to give everybody chances
All hell'd break loose.
We must go by the book.
Boss wants me to paint there
I've already got the approval
Do you want to answer for the delay?
You're sure you've got the approval
Of course... why should I lie?
All right, go ahead and paint!
Bamboo, come and help me paint!
I just got a scolding!
I am too stress for hair to grow on my head.
- Muthu! -Yes, sir?!
What are these things doing here?
The bosses allowed them to paint here...
Who's the boss?
No one informed me, so it's not allowed!
But sometimes they won't listen to me.
Muthu, if people don't listen to you
You punish them. You clamp them
How many times must I tell you?
You must go by the book
You are the security guard not the life guard
It's important to follow the law
You'd get 1 warning letter
No bonus for you
I'm sorry, Sir... Please give me a chance
Forgive me this time.
- Say some more? -some more'
Two warning letter!
I need this and I need more...
There're no more nails...
But we still have to cover this up
What should we do?
Use your brains!
The Minister is here...
Minister, welcome.
We are very honored by your visit.
Thank you...
This is China's Manpower Minister, Mr. Chen
Welcome... please... Nice to meet you...
With the advancement of technology,
many jobs have been mechanized
Putting many people out of job and...
resulting in rising unemployment
This has become a global problem,
WAS was created to address this problem
Your model of operation is very impressive
Thank you for your invitation
Minister, can I take a photo with you?
I want to show it to my grandchildren
There is not enough time for this
It's OK, no problem... Sure!
Thank you Minister. He said yes!
Minister, you are my girlfriend's idol!
You are her idol!
Those on the right, get into place
You have to squeeze a little...!
Minister falls for WAS
The newspaper...
headlines
Now the whole world knows
Who pushed the Minister?
There were many people, I don't know who.
But I was standing very far away.
I was standing very far away also
I was very far away too
Whose stupid idea was it to put the boards up?
It was mine.
But I meant to cover up the mess in the car park
Whose idea was it to store things in the car park?
Not me! It was Tanya's...
We were clearing the office for the Minister's visit
Those things can't be thrown. It's to save cost
Whose stupid idea was it to save cost?
I know... I know it was my idea.
But saving cost is not stupid
Surely there's a better way of doing things
Now the question is whose stupid idea is it
to put the board up using masking tapes instead of nails?
Write a report and tell me who should be held responsible
Miss Tanya, why did you cut my bonus?
It's your responsibility to secure the board
The right way is to nail the boards together
Not tape them with masking tape
Look at this mess
It's been so many days since the Minister's visit
And they're still here!
You simply have no sense of responsibility
Miss Chew, I'm sorry, I was on sick leave
Zui, I told you umpteen times
You have to clear these things
Ms. Chew, I'll get people to clear them
Why you? It's his job
I didn't employ him to do nothing
Fine... I don't need help
I, Lim Teng Zui can carry all these by myself
But where am I supposed to carry all these to?
Acting like a gangster doesn't scare me
Move these to fifth floor corridor
And tomorrow? Sixth floor, and then...?
Fifteenth floor? Then twentieth floor...
I'm still waiting for Management's approval
Approval? Isn't that double work?
After they approve, I'd need to move them elsewhere
Can we throw these away?
Just buy again when there's a need. Simple.
Your problem is you like to simplify things.
- Tell you what... - Don't tell me what to do
I don't need you to tell me what to do
You're just a technician
Why am I talking to you? I'm wasting my time
So what if you're the Director?
So what if you're the boss?
What do you think?
So what if you're a scholar?
That warrants you to be a bully?!
Tell me why you cut my bonus?
It was the committee's decision
I need the money!
Shut up!
You follow me again, I'd call the police!
Answer me!
Can we claim for damages?
Tanya got it worse...
So, who's going to take over her duties?
This is our busiest period and she is lying there.
What is this...
He has a concussion. I'm very sorry
Concussion...
That's it...
Concussion?
Concussion means kong ka kiao...
Kong Ka kiao? What's kong ka kiao?
Kong ka kiao means die, Brother
Which dumbass would want to cover her duties?
Better run...
I agree!
Sorry to keep you waiting...
Mr. Lim
Yes?
I wasn't talking to you, Miss Chew
Yes?
No, I wasn't talking to you, Mr. Lim.
I'm Lim Teng Zui
I'm Tanya Chew
That's a good one... Very funny...
According to the files, you're recovering very well.
You can even joke!
Doctor, are you crazy?
Look at me! What do you mean by recover?
How can you say I'm recovering,
when I'm a woman in a man's body?!
Let me tell you,
This is a very common problem
and I know exactly how you feel
Give it time.
Maybe you'd go back to normal.
Or you can have plastic surgery
Choose who you want to be-
Man? or woman?
Don't talk nonsense!
Want me to wallop you?
No... I think this is a psychological problem
I can refer you to a psychiatric hospital
It's all your fault!
Why is it my fault?
We wouldn't have had the accident if not for you!
Bloody bitch, you think I dare not hit you?
Oh yeah? I have a body of a man now!
So I am stronger, I can...
Say what?
Damn! Stupid!
What are you trying to do?
Please...
I am not scared of you
I don't like to hit woman
Hey!
What do you want, crazy woman?
What are you doing?
What else?! Taking a shower!
You are not allowed to!
Why not? This is not office hours.
You think you can still order me around?
I am on sick leave, OK?
This is not office. You idiot!
I need to bathe because of you
Listen, you idiot!
This is my body.
You cannot bathe my body!
Your body?
Oh... yeah!
What are you doing?
Your body? Your body?!
I'm molesting your body!
So what?!
- Don't touch it! -I touch myself!
Nurse! You two are my witnesses, OK?
He is molesting me!
These are his hands and these are my breasts.
He is touching my breasts
OK... I know this is very strange.
Listen to me. I'd explain.
His body is my body and my body is his body
So he... he...
You don't understand me...?
OK, you are done, now please leave the room.
Why?
Because I want to take a leak.
You need to pass urine?
Yes...
Cannot!
What do you mean cannot?
You don't let me touch your body,
why must I let you touch my little brother?
Fine!
I'll do it without touching it.
I can't aim properly even after 40 years
Much less a newbie like you
It can't be that difficult
Of course it is!
Why'd you think public toilets are so dirty?
But I really need to pee...
Damn solid ah... Don't look!
You can let go now...
OK...
Thank you! So nice...
OK, I'm done
What a dread to cover E&P's duties
How should we do it?
We'd take half each
I'm not an expert in this field!
Neither am I
Good morning, Bosses, welcome to E&P
The budget for this project has burst
Please write in to ask for more budget
- Write in? -Yes, to ask for more budget
Can't we wait till Miss Chew come back?
No, we'd be bottlenecked without extra budget
- No need for this... -No use for this
- No point for this... -Not sure for this
- This is too expensive... -This is too risky
- Cancel this... -Delete this!
See... now there's no need to write anything
- Yep...
- But...
When it comes to things like this
We should all sit down to brainstorm
That'd add value to your department...
and our organization
We cannot proceed...
Think of something...
All right then...
Play safe
I am Tanya Chew
I am Lim Teng Zui Tanya Chew
Your illnesses have worsened
We have to transfer you to better hospital
NO!
What's your name...? Lim Teng Zui
What's your name...? Tanya Chew
Oosh!
What's your name...? Lim Teng Zui
Oosh!
What's your name...? Tanya Chew
Oosh!
What's your name...?
Lim Teng Zui!
Oosh!
What's your name?!
Tanya Chew!
Oosh!
Get up...!
Take a seat!
Serve them drinks!
Here...
This complicated case calls for higher deity
I don't understand Hokkien, you speak Mandarin?
I'm not educated, you want me to speak Mandarin?
What about you?
I am English-educated!
But I can't speak Chinese. You speak English?
- Yes... -OK. I'll translate.
Go ahead
Tell them their case is very complicated
This case is very sticky
Run-of-the-mill deities can't handle it
"Cannot press normal God"
Did you translate it correctly?
I translated what you said word-for-word
Tell them, we'd seek out another deity
Now we must get you a powerful one
This deity is very powerful...
but more expensive
Ask them if they want this package
Translate it!
Do you want to...
..."upsize"?
Damn it! We're not a fast food chain
It's a loose translation
Loose...? Our deities are not loose!
OK... how much?
I can answer this!
Five thousand dollars
Is it guaranteed effective?
Lad, a guarantee comes with a Plasma TV
Divine intervention is about affinity
I don't know about affinity
But 5K without guarantee is not justifiable
You pay doctors even if you don't recover
You pay lawyers even if you lose the case
I am professional like them
"Professional" means
Work hard, no guarantee, must pay
This is professional
Miss, you're very pretty
but you're an airhead
What are you staring at?
Want to peep? Here you go!
Lecher!
Put this down, will you! This... NO!
This is not for display!
Please!
Don't touch me!
Fine... So what should we do now?
What should we do now?
She sells sea shells on the seashore...
On the seashore, she sells sea shells
She sells seashell...
Hey, my diction...
We, the citizens of Singapore...
Hey... my diction is perfect!
So what? Big deal...
She sells seashells on the seashore
On the seashore, she sells seashells
She sells seashore on the seashore,
On the seashore, she sells seashells
Try again in your mother tongue...
On the seashore, she sells seashells
What's wrong with my Mandarin?!
It's OK... come to my place
My daughter can teach you Mandarin
At the same time, you tell her...
This sissy is her Daddy
What sissy?! You're just a jerk OK?
I have no time for your business
Why should I go to your house?
And your... and your body...
Mummy, bring Daddy home soon
I haven't seen him for a long time,
I miss him a lot
Girl...
Daddy...
I know it's very difficult for you to believe...
Don't do that...
Girl, I'm really your Daddy...
Ghost!
Help!
Come with Daddy, don't be scared!
How do you know my number?
Damn... What an opulent apartment...
I'm a fool if I don't move in
What do you mean no?!
I stay here! I have proof that I live in this apartment.
I can prove it to you if you let me in
- What's wrong... -Daddy!
what's wrong with you people?
I can go in there and prove to you...
I'll complain to your management!
Miss Chew, you're a resident here
Yeah... It's been a while
This guy is a nutcase!
He insists he stays in your apartment.
Looney...
Who are you calling looney?
Hey... I stay OK?! This is my apartment...
Your apartment?!
Oh no! Now it's my apartment...
I'm going to take a shower then a nap
And just relax!
Girl, this is our new apartment.
Here, come with me...
No, I want to be with my Daddy
Where have you been, my daughter?
Your brother said you are out of town for 2 months...
Why didn't you inform me? You worried me
Who are you?
What? It's only two months
You can't even recognize your Mum?
Ma, I am your daughter
Crazy, if you are my daughter
then I'm your great-grandpa!
Great Grandpa?
My Dad is not crazy
You are not my daughter...
I don't like children
I am your father, come with me.
Stop! You are confusing me
Hey... security...-Let go... Hey!
Call police!
According to the records,
You live here, you can go back.
This is your mother, you bring her back.
This is not your house, you cannot go back.
This is your daughter, please bring her back,
But this is really my apartment
If you're not happy, you can follow me back
We have rooms in the police station
I don't believe this.
OK, at least let me go up with her for a while
I have to tell her something very important
OK, listen very carefully.
First, use this facial cleanser
Wash evenly and clean thoroughly
After that use the toner
It's very important because it closes the pores
Then you must use Power-O-2'.
It oxidizes your face
You mustn't forget to use this
This intensive serum gives you maximum lift
Remember carefully now
This is very important
Use your second last finger
Spray and dab like this
You have to dab both eyes
You must do it in the right order
Otherwise, it's bad for you
What are you trying to do?
I'm going to wash my... your face.
Thanks...
What's wrong with you?
Just saying goodbye to my face...
Remember one thing.
Protect my face.
I stayed up last night to support Liverpool
They really let me down
Why support Liverpool? They are sissies...
Zui!
Darn! Where have you been?
We couldn't find you at the hospital
I even checked the mortuary,
luckily you were not there
The nurse told us that you had discharged
But you didn't come back, where were you?
Wait... the two of you live here?
Of course! Where else can we go?
See how nice I am to you?
Stout with egg, to give you extra umph!
Listen, I have to tell you something important.
It is going to sound very unbelievable,
but I'm going to try
During the accident
Somehow... I don't know how...
our souls exchanged bodies
So Zui is not Zui,
Tanya is not Tanya
Zui is Tanya, Tanya is Zui
So Zui is Tanya whereas Tanya is Zui
Tanya is Zui whereas Zui is Tanya
So I am Tanya
Damn! We're not pressing you to pay back
You don't have to pretend to be Tanya
But I'm Tanya Chew,
why can't you all see it?!
Fatigue mounts up like work on the desk
My troubles trapped like the pointer onscreen
Love cannot be deleted like files on the disk
Looking like a forlorn fool
I am a soulless worker
I am a brainless soul
Doddle when sad Sleep when there are tears
Forget about the break up
No more sadness No more dough
When one falls crazily in love
The overheated computer must be shut down
Memories will then fade away
Switch souls with someone else
Will this drive you crazy
Fighting makes the problem worse
The smart one will play dumb
A switch of mood
sometimes will ease the troubles
With understanding comes forgiveness
Long as you remember your happiness
You're really giving this to me?
This is crazy!
Fatigue mounts up like work on the desk
My troubles trapped like the pointer onscreen
Love cannot be deleted like files on the disk
Looking like a forlorn fool
I am a soulless worker
I am a brainless soul
She's such a spendthrift!
Doddle when sad Sleep when there are tears
Sorry I'm late for the budget meeting.
OK. I'm ready now...
But listen... Muthu listen!
I'm really Tanya Chew...
If you're Tanya Chew,
you know who I am?
- Who? -Andy Lau!
What?
Come, don't waste time.
You're always making trouble
Tomorrow is Deepavali. I'm performing...
I see myself and I dance. Let Happiness spread
I suggest we scrap the annual large job air
at shopping malls and community center
We can hold small scale ones
We can spread out the area
It's cheaper
It's more efficient
We can save on promotions
The crowd there is good too
That makes the E&P redundant?
No... please, don't be mistaken
I'd think about it.
That's all for today. Thank you!
Boss, there are a lot of
reputable event companies
We can outsource to them
and choose the best promotion idea
What's more they're very professional
Really?
What?!
You wear pajamas to work?
And you are late! The meeting is over!
Wait...!
You didn't wear your bra?!
Bra?!
Hello friend, for the past 20 years,
It had been my duty to take them off
not put them on...
I need time to learn how to put them on
Be fair to me, Director...
Fair?! I don't care,
This is my body, you must follow my style
Please, you're so flat-chested...
bras or no bras makes no difference
And stop scratching.
But it is itchy?
My backside was never itchy.
My backside is really itchy, OK?
Rubbish!
Remember what you said?
I, Lim Teng Zui
can carry all these rubbish by myself
and I don't need anybody's help.
See for yourself?!
The rubbish is still here.
You are really inefficient.
You really have no sense of responsibility
Who do you think you are, Lim Teng Zui?!
Stop calling me Lim Teng Zui!
I am Tanya Chew inside Lim Teng Zui's body!
This is my body! Mine...!
Now... you're molesting me!
when this is my own body?!
How can I be molesting you
Sorry Miss Tanya,
my friend is crazy
I said calm down!
You are Lim Teng Zui, not Tanya Chew!
Sorry Miss Tanya...
my friend's looney after the accident
Sorry, please do not call the police
Now you know who is Lim Teng Zui.
You can have this, Miss Chew
You two!
Welcome back, Miss Chew
I want you to clear this all by yourself!
Hi, Bamboo, Blackjack...
It's been a while...
I'm not fully recovered
Zui, I know you just came back,
but you still have to clear the rubbish.
Go...
Morning Miss Chew, welcome back...
- Morning Miss Chew... -Morning
"Wish you a speedy recovery!"
Hi Tanya...
Welcome back to the office
You finally got your pay slip...
Ya... my pay slip
Sorry, don't be mad
We played along to save you
or that bitch may accuse you of molest
- Hey! -What?!
You look so pale!
Don't touch me! I'm serious!
What are friends for? I'll help you out
You really changed a lot after the accident.
Next time when you come to work,
remember to put on bit of make-up, OK?
- Are you OK? -OK...!
Your hair is so messy... here...
Where should I put this?
Hello Director, I am Lim Teng Zui
and I can get rid of the rubbish by myself
But, where is the proper place to store them?
Challenge me?
This is illegal!
You can't just throw rubbish like that
This is the problem with you
It's not a matter of right or wrong
It's all about dare or not
Take for example something so simple...
I'm still waiting for Management's approval
You can only wait for the stupid approval
Before anything else can be done...
The truth is those who give approval
Seem careful but,
actually they are cowards!
You've never of this?
while working in the civil service?
If you can delegate, if not steer clear
if not, hide... otherwise procrastinate
Beats becoming the scapegoat
That's why you have to wait forever
for approval
You can do it the no-frills way
without budget...
Look!
Done!
I tell you what? You'd get summon!
That's the problem with Singaporeans
You do nothing because you fear punishment
Let me tell you something.
The town council service is very different now.
See...
They're so efficient
- It's town council -"cow touncil..."
- town council - "cow touncil..."
- town council! -"cow touncil!"
Never mind!
Thank you for working overtime today
You can claim for your cab fare and day off
Thank you for your hard work! Drinks on me!
Help yourself to the drinks, it's on me
Miss Chew, remember? You have a meeting
You're late for the meeting
Meeting?
So I can't drink with them?
Aunty, just order what you like, it's on me
What are you doing?
Don't let my daughter know I'm collecting empty cans
I'll be damned, you're Tanya Chew's mother?
What's wrong with that?
Doesn't she give you money?
Why do you need to collect these?
She's her mother. Not yours!
What did you say?
Her mother is not your mother
Don't mind me, Aunty...
Doesn't Miss Chew give you money?
Of course, she's a filial girl
Do you know why I do this?
Old people are 3W citizens
3W citizens?
We wait to eat; wait to sleep; wait to die
Aunty, if you feel bored at home
you can go sign up for courses
for example, computer classes
You can constantly upgrade yourself
Lifelong learning is good
Don't stop learning, your knowledge will grow
your life would be more fulfilled
You'd spend less time waiting...
Spend less time waiting?
your life would be more interesting
Change this before we get warning
Now I'm an electrician?
Of course!
Miss Lim, I have a folk dance performance
Can I take urgent leave tomorrow?
- You can dance? -A little
Why is there no light?
OK
You don't want to travel
You don't want low salary
Your highest qualification is primary school
how can we help you?
A piece of shit!
It's you!
Do I know you?
No... can you help me check my qualifications?
I am a staff, so it should be in the system
To check, you must apply in writing.
Photocopy 2 copies on both sides
it takes 3 working days to process...
You must cc your supervisor, me and HR
Not again?! Rule... everywhere rules...
Done!
I see... now I can check for you
Good!
OK, found your file
You've been a EAT for the last 12 years
So what other jobs you recommend I can apply for?
I recommend that you stay here and EAT
What?
Stay here as a EAT
But why can't I apply for better jobs,
I've been going for upgrading courses
Yes... you got all As
That's good!
A for absent
You're not allow to read... It's confidential
But this is my own file
So? It's still confidential
You have to apply in writing to read it
Photocopy 2 copies on both sides
Never mind... I don't want to see...
With your qualification,
Your salary will be half of your current pay
But I'm already earning not much
You have an easy job
Many will take your job at a much lower pay
You should stay put and upgrade your skills
So... I can't resign and
if I get retrenched I can't find a better job?
What is your advice?
I can tell you what to do...
But you have to apply in writing...
Photocopy 2 copies on both sides
it takes 3 working days to process...
Next...
Aunty, don't put your form inside
you might get into trouble
Do you have CCTV installed here?
Of course we have to
Here give me the form.
Class commences next week
- OK, thank you -Thank you
All the good designs for our SSJS...
Approve?
OK. Go ahead.
Space is a constraint at the center
...we must buy these
Approved
This quotation...
OK... get the most expensive one
Miss Chew...
No need, I'm the approver
Time to knock-off!
Sentosa
Are you crazy?
Why are you showering in your clothes?
Daddy... My Math test...
There were 84 questions... I scored 66.6